Dari Gold

So, we are on hols and my son has to wee. I told him I didn't want to stop, just go in a bottle. He was fine with that. So, he did, and a few seconds later he says "Look, I made Dari Gold, infused with vitamin D". This is funny in itself, but extra hilarious because we sometimes call him Dari for short, and also because DariGold is a major dairy and juice provider on the West Coast. After that, every DariGold truck we passed, we all cracked up laughing. His sister complained she needed a restroom stop and he says "Ya wish ya had a penis now, don't you?" Then he proceeds to tell her she DID have one but it was removed at birth. Kids, Gotta love them! LOL